Jan
10

A very merry Banker way to ring in the new year

Written by: jenniefay

I’m ringing in the New Year the good ol’ fashioned Banker way. Today as my sons laundry hit the rinse cycle I was preparing to settle down with a nice ripe banana to watch my favorite soap All My Children. As I stepped out of the kitchen and onto the plush carpeting in the dining area my foot was greeted by something quite moist. “God Damn It Lilian!” was naturally the first phrase out of my mouth seeing as I have stepped in many a mean pile o’ puke before. However, today was different. It was not a steaming pile o’ doggy puke that I had stepped my little foot in but rather a pillowy water bed of carpetting. Yes, you have successfully put one and one together, my apartment was completely flooded! By the time I had recieved this pleasant little F.Y.I. from my loving apartment the damage had been done. The water had leaked sneakily and unbeknownst to me from the washer/dryer area under the carpetting in the dining area, the living room, the main hallway, the master bed room and into my closet. Ah the insanity! Now, as our wonderful lessors attempt to save some coin and salvage the carpet my son, hubs and I look forward to THREE days with 3 industrial strength fans blowing (24 hours a day if we want to be “most effective”) in hopes of living the normal life once again. All I have to say is what a very Banker way to start the New Year!

Oct
26

Diving head first into responsiblity

Written by: jenniefay

 Today I address you all exactly seven days before my husband and I will forever be changed from a young, hip married couple into parents! (By the way, can I really be all that young and hip referring to myself as “hip”? Not so sure.) Our induction date has been set for the 2nd of November however I still find myself clinging to the idea of an October baby and really have my fingers crossed for this weekend. F.Y.I. I hear prayer helps, so hook a sister up!

 We have everything that we could possibly need for this baby and then some. I’m ready to pack my bags at a moments notice (although I may be an organized list person I am also an extreme procrastinator so I figure this is the best way to be prepared for the sprint to the hospital). I know what to expect during the labor and delivery process. All that is left is actually having this little bugger and figuring out what to do with him and moreso. . .myself. I figure it can’t be too much harder than dealing with a very vocal puppy. . .which I haven’t had to do thus far in my life. So, I have no choice but to wait this one out and with 7 days left till L&D day I don’t have too long before I find out! 

Oct
14

For my Chrispen!

Written by: jenniefay

I honestly feel like the luckiest girl in the world! I’ve had quite an interesting last few weeks with this pregnancy and the emotional rollercoaster that it has sent me on. I never noticed much emotional flux at the beginning or even in the middle of my pregnancy (Chris may say differently) however, in the last fews weeks I have felt complete elation for no reason whatsoever and I am just beaming with appreciation and love right now! No real reason. . .just am. (And seriously, when have you known me to talk like this. . .I mean, appreciation and love? Pure craziness!)

This leads me back to my opening statement; I am definitely, hands down, the luckiest girl in the world. I have the most wonderful husband I ever could have imagined. Chris has put up with my odd requests at all hours of the day (i.e. when mom want wingy) without too much complaint and little resistance. Not only that but, he has offered to rub my back when I complain about the dull ache that has become a constant in my daily life. He has helped out around the house on top of being the only one of the two of us working and bringing in the dough. Surprisingly Chris has also had the time to learn how to manage living with my worsening neurosis over general pick up and cleaning, germs, the birth of and the raising of our baby.

Hubs, I want you to know that I truly appreciate everything you do for me. From rinsing the dishes the way I like, to driving me to get wingy at 11:15 at night when they’re about to close (I know how much you hate that), to essembling the bassinette, the diaper genie II and the transportation system. I love you more than my words can ever describe and absolutely could not live without you in my life. Thank you for being my hubs and the father of my baby boy. I wouldn’t want it any other way.  

Oct
02

Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus. . .No REALLY!

Written by: jenniefay
If there is one thing that this life has taught me in my 26 short lived years on this planet, it is that men truly are from Mars! Now before ya’ll men go getting all huffy on me, that’s not to say that us women weren’t sent directly down from the mothership departing the lovely Venus. I have to wonder, how is it that two members of the same species could be so incredibly different? Unfortunately, I don’t think any of us will ever know the answer to that gajillion dollar question. Now obviously I could go on and on for days about the differences between the two however, I am not here to simply bore the life out of you but rather to make my case in point.

First things first, I love, Love, LOVE and adore my loving, beloved husband! Understood? However, there are some things about the male species in general that drive me to insanity! Jennie Fay’s Case in Point:
Chris and I have company coming this week and I figure that the flow of company after the first week in October will begin to increase steadily as Baby Fay’s arrival nears. So, I explain to Chris that a deep cleaning MUST take place before the arrival of our guests. (I have been able to keep the place picked up and relatively clean, but not clean enough for my likings when guests are involved.)
I approach Chris with this ideas weeks before the cleaning actually needs to take place figuring, I’ll ease him into the idea. This is roughly how it went down, “Chris, I really need you to seriously be thinking about helping me deep clean this apartment. Now we don’t need to do it until the first week of October and I want you to choose the day considering this will have to be one of your days off.” We then sat down, I continues on to make a list of everything that I thought needed to be accomplished, and then I had Chris pick the date, and finally I marked the crap out of the calendar so it could not and would not be forgotten.
Flash forward to the first of October, our designated cleaning day. Chris: “Today is my first day off and want to realx, let’s do it tomorrow.” Jennie: “Seriously, it HAS TO be done tomorrow!”
Flash forward to the second of October, our second designated cleaning day. Chris: “I’m tired, need more sleepy!” Jennie: “GGGRRRRRRR!!!!!!!”

Nuff said! Now it is with a heavy heart and a big fat pregnant body that I trudge off into battle against the dirt and grime that has settled into our humble abode. With any luck my wonderful, loving husband that I love will wake up just as the festivities are winding down to exclaim undoubtedly, “Why didn’t you wake me up so I could help!?” Awww. . . men!

Oct
01

The List

Written by: jenniefay
So, I was watching the Ellen Degeneres Show the other day, not something I usually partake in but, when in Rome (meaning when on moderated bed rest with nothing else to do). Anyways, apparently Ellen has this thing called a Life List where she writes down all of the things that she wants to do in this lifetime before it’s over. Me, being the list person that I am, thought this to be a truly wonderful idea! I know personally that there are a million and a half things that I would love to do or to accomplish in this lifetime. Things both large and small, that I (keep in mind I’m a list kinda’ girl) would be much more inclined to do knowing that it’s on a list that is not only going to stare me in the face but, taunt me as well, until it gets done how ever long that may take.
So, I have decided that I am going to begin to construct my Life List and I really think that everyone should give this Life List a try, if not at least consider it and what it could do for you. Until next time. . .
Aug
26

A Hurried Walk Down Memory Lane

Written by: jenniefay
WARNING
You are now entering shallow waters!

Let me just say, there’s nothing like a little trip down memory lane to help you to realize what you had. (Yes had, let me explain.) Chris called me into the office today to look at a video of myself well before I was pregnant. Had I known then what I know now, I can honestly say that I never, ever, evereverever would have had the body image issues that I had in the past cuz, I WAS HOT!!!!! Dang, I was all kinds of skinny! I had shape, little boobs sure but, they matched up pretty well. All I can say is that I will definately have my work cut out for me after little man arrives. Getting acclimated to baby should be a cake walk compared to sizing down to tiny again. Well, wish me luck.

Aug
23

So very frustrated!

Written by: jenniefay
I’m feeling more than completely, totally, and utterly frustrated these days with attempts to deal with and control my gestational diabetes. I’ve really been making an effort to follow first, what my Doctor’s nurse instructed me to do. Then, what my Doctor instructed me to do and finally, what the local diabetes counseling center instructed me to do. I’ve followed each of their direction, (did I mention, all of which varied greatly) and am still struggling to successfully regulate this issue.
I think that the real frustration stems not from the run around that I feel that I have been given since the word go but, more in the fact that I am worried about my baby and this pregnancy and I don’t feel that anyone else in my medical support team is. Although the above mentioned persons have all given me their two cents about how I should be handling things, appointments feel like a waste of my time when not one person has sat down and looked at the blood glucose levels which I have been ordered to record religiously. After spending a night in the hospital and recieving a dose of terbutaline which in turn shot my blood glucose level up to 216 the following morning I felt totally blown off when I called my doctor’s office the next day and was told, ” it was probably the injection, continue keeping an eye on things”. Seeing as my “keeping an eye on things” has worked out thus far to my advantage!
I am slowly creeping toward a total melt down and feel that there is nowhere for me to turn. I am sick of everyone telling me not to worry when everything I have been handed to read up on and learn about this issue on my own has said, be afraid, be very afraid! I want answers and I want professional help with this issue and I want it in a timely manner! I really don’t feel that this is too incredibly much to ask seeing as at the rate things are going I might be able to get this diabetes thing under control just in time to be induced 1 month prematurely with a 11lb., underdeveloped baby.
AAAHHHHRRRGGGGG!!!!!!
Jun
23

All for my baby!

Written by: jenniefay
So, here I am all by my lonesome on a Thursday night while my loving hubs sits in his CSC office tap tap tapping joyfully away at his computer. It ain’t right! While I, the sad, lonely, pathetic housewife (well, I might be stretching the truth a bit. . .anything for the dramatics!) sit in a dark corner illuminated by nothing more than a computer screen preparing to pour my heart out all in the name of love.

What do you think hubs?! Is that a clincher or what?! I know that you’ve been wanting me to blog, and I’m only guessing based on the 10+ times you’ve told me to blog in the past 2 days so, I figured I’d give you what you wanted. Hey, it’s not like I have much else to do at this time of night after, cleaning, finishing laundry, doing my prenatal yoga DVD, poopin’ the dog, watching the tube, and eating a fruit roll up. Oh, and I almost forgot, chronicling my horrendous day at the hospital this past Monday. Wow, I’ve had a busy night! And now, a shout out to my boo working his fingers to the bone on the graveyard shift. It’s odd because I truly thought that after, I dunno a few weeks of you working at CSC that I would grow accustomed to the hours that you work and be able to function at a semi normal capacity while you were gone, yea, not so much. Baby Fay and I still miss you insanely from the moment you walk out the door till the second you come to bed in the morning. What is that all about!? Can’t a grown woman live without her man anymore? In my case, apparently not! Anyways my darling I have blindly stumbled into some luck, I’m tired and that just means that once I reach la la land it’ll seem like mere seconds until I get to see you again;) . So, until tomorrow morning sweet thang, I love you!

Jun
10

Time for a little R & R

Written by: jenniefay
So, we’re finally moved into our new apartment after weeks of packing, a day of moving, a week at the brother in law’s house, another day of moving, and hours of unpacking! Let me say that it was well worth all of the trouble in order to A) be freed from the razor-sharp talons of Adrienne Halpert, and B) Have AC, a dish washer, a garbage disposal, a pool, a workout facility, two bathrooms, countless closets, covered parking, I could go on but I’ll spare you. Needless to say, I’m happy and for anyone who cares Ms. Lillian loves it here! She doesn’t even mind not having her own yard; it’s very over rated you know! On to even more good news. . .Chris and I find out the sex of Baby Fay this coming Thursday! I can hardly contain my excitement at the idea of knowing what we’re having. It’s just one more crazy and amazing step (which they all are by the way) in this crazy thing they call pregnancy. I am now to the point in this pregnancy where I can seriously see a ballooning effect, I honestly look bigger every morning! It’s insane!! Anyhoos, all is well here in Jennie Land and that’s all that matters! Until next time.

P.S. I really want to thank all Fay’s who helpped make this moving process much, MUCH easier than it might otherwise have been. From the bottom of my heart, thanks!

May
31

Much ado about. . .well, something!

Written by: jenniefay
I come to you all on the eve before a long and tedious move that my husband and I will be embarking on early tomorrow morn. We will pack our belongings and hit the road, traveling from the home we have come to refer to as H E double hockey sticks on earth to Mike Fay’s humble abode were we live out the next week of our lives while our apartment at River and La Canada is being prepared for our arrival. Our belongings you ask? Well, storage of course! Our belongings will be making a short (and surely an unpleasantly warm) stop at U-Store-It before finally being reunited with their rightful owners at Sunriver Apartments. I look forward to air conditioning as opposed to either a swamp cooler or choice of window ac unit. I long for a pool . . .sure, an apartment pool (yuck!) but none the less somewhere that I may soak my fat, pregnant body. The future holds for the Fay’s, carpet, a luxury we have long since forgotten about since the move to hell. Gone are the days of a dirt front yard, of hard wood floors that never ever appear to be clean, a $300 gas bill every month, and most importantly Adrienne Halpert, quite possibly the most miserable human being on this small planet of ours. So, it is with great anticipation that I bid you all ado until the completion of this vicious cycle. Till June 7th!