A very merry Banker way to ring in the new year
I’m ringing in the New Year the good ol’ fashioned Banker way. Today as my sons laundry hit the rinse cycle I was preparing to settle down with a nice ripe banana to watch my favorite soap All My Children. As I stepped out of the kitchen and onto the plush carpeting in the dining area my foot was greeted by something quite moist. “God Damn It Lilian!” was naturally the first phrase out of my mouth seeing as I have stepped in many a mean pile o’ puke before. However, today was different. It was not a steaming pile o’ doggy puke that I had stepped my little foot in but rather a pillowy water bed of carpetting. Yes, you have successfully put one and one together, my apartment was completely flooded! By the time I had recieved this pleasant little F.Y.I. from my loving apartment the damage had been done. The water had leaked sneakily and unbeknownst to me from the washer/dryer area under the carpetting in the dining area, the living room, the main hallway, the master bed room and into my closet. Ah the insanity! Now, as our wonderful lessors attempt to save some coin and salvage the carpet my son, hubs and I look forward to THREE days with 3 industrial strength fans blowing (24 hours a day if we want to be “most effective”) in hopes of living the normal life once again. All I have to say is what a very Banker way to start the New Year!